pathetique

Monday, December 24, 2007,9:48 PM

alvin and the chipmunks

presenting......ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS!!!!!

damn this show is funny.

seriously i can't get enough of their squeaky voices and fur-covered toothy grins. SERIOUS.

*swoon*

i mean, look at it. look at it! aren't they damn cute????

cute right? RIGHT????

so i haven't watched the show. so what? let me tell you something. in a theatre, you must shuddup and eat your popcorn quietly, even if you're crying from laughter. BUT in your home, you have surround sound (like me), you can set up your private alcove AND you can even shout and scream in laughter!!!

is that paradise or what???

and i don't think the movie will be any feeble old floppy-face. oi, it's a CARTOON. a cartoon that has been running strong since the 80's and makes my dad sigh in recollection when he sees it.

and besides, just staring at their hilarous antics is enough to go gaga...in laughter, that is.

awwwww...look at this. look at it!!!

i am so nuts over them.

especially alvin. he's so funny. i mean in that ad, when one of them shits on the table, he says it's a raisin and even eats it to prove it!!!

man.

ok, so i've eaten rabbit shit in my time, but deliberately eating a bro's shit just to protect him from their owner's mad rages about not being toilet-trained?

that is either loyal or just totally mad.

anyway more info on the plot tomorrow, because my dad's yelling at me to turn off the computer already.

alvinlover

http://www.thechipmunks.com/

10:56 AM

boulveyard of broken dreams

at the risk of repeating myself, i have to remind you that privacy IN MY HOME is not very frequent.

hell, even composing this post is proving a prob because my sis is talking like a mechanical robot and my mum is blindy agreeing while my bro is playing xbox-castlevania curse of darkness.

so there is always the possibility that one of them suddenly pops into the room and see this very very very private post...at least to members of my family.

still i have to risk it because I CAN'T GET THIS THING OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!!!

if you'd read one of my previous post i put a link to my horoscope (scorpio-does it mean i'm a scorpion???). if you'd bothered to read it (which i highly doubt) they said scorpios are boy-crazy.

say what??

I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT BOY-CRAZY!!!!!!!

if anything i spend more times with guys than anything particulally because all my hobbies aren't exactly "feminine".

in case you ppl haven't noticed already, make-up is SO not in my hobby list..neither is any girly stuff.

in fact i think the only thing i have in common with some friends is computer and even then while they're chatting and everything (not saying i dislike it, it's just not my main computer thing) i go on mofunzone and play via sol.

not really the best way to strike up a friendship, huh?

but anyway...

back to the boy-crazy thing.

somehow i don't really trust horoscopes, eh? sure, some of them are true and everything, but boy-crazy????

nah.

but maybe i just don't get the meaning of "boy-crazy". i do admit i tend to get crushes easily but they're gone and forgotten. basically the longest crush i had was about 2 years, then i gave up and tuned all my negative energy to sweating it out on soccer.

speaking of soccer...

i get the feeling that the government is gonna crack down on us illegal soccer-playing freakos soon. i mean, a really bad feeling. surely they don't put those "no soccer" signs that we completely disregard on multi-purpose halls for nothing.

i wonder if it's possible to rip off the sign and replace it, with, maybe a "soccer only" sign?

or perhaps scribble over the sign in permanent marker?

i am such an outlaw.

i predict that in 25 years, i'll be in and out of jail for incredibly petty crimes.

MUA HA HA HA HA.

ok i am so going nuts right now.

...

somehow i can't seem to stop blogging today. maybe it's the perfect weather, maybe it's the fact that i'm feeling happy right now, or maybe it's the fact that i hear a soccer ball thudding downstairs.

when i hear a soccer ball i get an uncontrollable urge to go down and kick someone's butt.

HAHA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkDEMrqYM0g

PS: do not go to the url unless you have/are
a) a love for halo
b) a sense of humor
or
c) totally bored to death and must watch something great