Comebacks to crappy pickup lines!-(Hilarious)
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the mental hospital."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Woman: "Actually I'd rather have the money."
Man: "How did you get to be so beautiful?"
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: "Your face must turn a few heads."
Woman: "And your face must turn a few stomachs."
Man: "Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out."
Woman:" Okay, get out."
Man:" I think I could make you very happy."
Woman: "Why? Are you leaving?"
Man: "What would you say if I asked you to marry me?"
Woman: "Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time."
Man: "Can I have your name?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you already have one?"
Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
OMG, i am so addicted to this kinda crap. Seriously. I wanna try some of these. Especially the last one.
Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you.